In the early morning hours of March 11, two burglars broke into a Winnipeg,
Manitoba justfog vape shop, and managed to steal a few mods, break a lot
of glass, and in the process create a hilarious viral video.
The Flamingo
Vape location on Pembina Highway in Winnipeg was the thieves’ target. They broke
the front door glass and walked in just after 1:00 a.m., with crowbars and
sledgehammers in hand.
The burglars decided to make themselves
unforgettable for viewers of the security cam footage. The guy wore a day-glo
yellow jacket like the ones usually seen on road construction workers, and the
female thief wore Ugg boots. They were smart enough to obscure their faces — but
not smart enough to bring a bag to carry the loot away..I won’t spoil the fun by
describing the robbery in detail, because you can watch the footage yourself.
It’s even helpfully narrated by someone from the shop. My favorite moment is the
woman shoveling boxes of merchandise into a trash can with no bottom.
The
shop is so well-lit, and the cameras so well-placed, that we can see the results
of the thieves’ poor decisions in detail. The only thing missing is a Benny Hill
soundtrack.
These people are so dumb, I kept waiting (and hoping) for
them to load their pockets with loose batteries and change from the cash drawer.
But alas, we’ll have to wait for them to blow themselves up vaping some of the
fancy mech mods they stole.
